The stunning revelation behind wa-zo-bia prank

WA-ZO-BIA is a de­ceitful phrase coined out by a few disgrun­tled political evil geniuses to ce­ment the ever illusive, unaccep­table amalgamation of various in- identical ethnic groups called Nigeria in 1914 by Fredrick Lug­gard & Co.

Today, the dumbest-silly prank is unmasked and revealed – The various groups involved should make amend as quickly as possi­ble on the best way forward out of this useless obscurity!

WA – is a Yoruba word for – COME – in English ZO – is an Hausa word for – COME – in English BIA – is an Igbo word for –COME – in English, where­as, the English word – COME – has no meaning, unless it’s on good, mutual or cogent intent; but with Nigeria…there seems to be none! As speculated, the lingual-franca of Nigeria is Eng­lish.

 Nigeria is one of the many English colonies of yesteryears – The illicit bargains of coloni­alism: but things certainly have changed. Now in the 21st centu­ry, irrespective of tribe, tongue, culture and religion when a group of people or individuals gather together and when the purpose of such gathering is no longer feasible, there’s no need to remain together in deceit.

WA – ZO – BIA is simply a blatant nonsense!

Nigeria’s oversize is not fun­ny anymore but unfortunate relics of a bygone era. Nigeria’s oversize has made her impossi­ble to govern. Nigeria’s oversize has denied her good reputation and sustainable development.

Nigeria’s oversize keeps mag­nifying her multiple problems day by day. Anyone that comes into power only thinks of the worst possible ways of inflict­ing more hardship, poverty, suf­fering and pain to the overpop­ulated law-abiding citizens by looting Nigeria’s treasury dry.

That’s the bitter truth. Those that rule Nigeria cover their ears not to hear. Howbeit, the international communi­ty stands aside and looks ask­ing: Why not use these loots to make Nigeria better:

If they still want Nigeria to be/ remain one oversize coun­try?

The various groups in Nige­ria should call a spade, a spade. Summon a critical adhoc meet­ing to iron out Nigeria’s future – Whether to remain together and die in greed with meaning­less progress or go their sepa­rate ways amicably for good!

WA – ZO – BIA my foot!

Destiny wrote in from Ugep, Cross River State